A comic I submitted to Willamette Week's "Big Strip-Off" contest. I used their size guidelines horizontally instead of vertically and was not chosen to be printed. The wacky bastards only printed six entries, half of which were done by people already working in comics. The winner did a comic that used The Simpsons characters supplanted into the roles of Portlanders, because, as every retard with a massive gunshot wound to the face knows, Matt Groening is from Portland. Obviously, I was not pleased, which leads us to...

...Ahhh, the Revenge Strip. Petty yes, but I fancied images of it drifting through the Willamette Week offices, smothered in derisive chuckles. A friend's idea to send them a strip every week that tore them apart was dismissed by me as "too much damn work".

Sample TMNT page. No story, just Donatello squaring off with some Foot jarhead on a roof. I grew up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they are largely at fault in regards to my interest in comics.

Mark's Bark. I used to watch my friends jam in their basement and I got to do some wonderful sketches and drawings of people in the throes of their creativity. Mark here had longer hair, but the wacky bastard cut it so I slathered it in Photoshop.

Musical screaming or somesuch. Done the same session as Mark's Bark, for some reason I like painting or drawing beings in a scream. Maybe because it's as kinetic and hostile as you can be before crossing the line and getting all Batman on some poor soul.

...MORE SOON!